Chapdr 77: teh Windz
1. Windz, they is blowin, wun aftr da oddr
2. An sum is nokkin stuffs arownd
3. An sum is goin all differnt drekshuns,
4. An sum is blowin fluffy stuff offa hevvy stuff,
5. An sum is wisperin inta eers
6. sekrets of kittehdom.iz moar:
7. Heers whut's kummin, srsly;
8. Stars can has a dark, an O Noes;
9. hebbinz splits in haff,
10. Hyooj hills turn ta dust an blowz away,
11. An liddl ded ktnz kumz up owta graevz,
12. U know whut day is dat?
13. Day of Judjment, u has it.
14. Hao u knoe bowt Day of Judjment?
15. O Noes if u is doin it rong!
16. Ktnz frum long tiem ago, Blargh, ded, dem is;
17. Wun day alla us goes “Blargh” tu, srsly.
18. All nain laifs, used up is gonna be.
19. O Noes if u is doin it rong!
20. Rewfcat maded u frum stikky white stuff
21. an putted u in a mamacat's tummy, fer
22. havin a comfy, an growin, an
23. Den halped u crawl owt wen liddl shut eyes no can has a see!
24. O Noes if u is doin it rong!
25. Has We not maded da urfs a cavortin place
26. Fur all kittehs,
27. An putted in it cheezbrgrz an a watr bowl?
28. O Noes if u is doin it rong!
29. Run ovah dere
30. to teh shado wif 3 branchez,
31. but hav a keerful cuz is a blazin Fyr.
32. an is poppin owt grayt hyooj sparks.
33. Do Not Want!
34. O Noes if u is doin it rong!
35. Jujment day, ktnz no can has a meow.
36. Rewfcat doan be lissenin 2 no ekcyusez
37. O Noes if u is doin it rong!
38. Day of Reckoning, dat is it. Will be a herd of u an all ghost kittehs
39. So if u has a evil plan, u bettr get wif doin it
40. O Noes if u is doin it rong!
41. Ktnz hoo is domesticatted and folloz Rewfcat, will has a comfy chayr, watr bowl,
42. An all cheezbrgrz u can eet.
43. "Eet an nap wif purrin, as reward fur whut u has did."
44. Rewards, u has it, srsly.
45. O Noes if u is doin it rong!
46. Eet an hav a happy all day.
47. O Noes if u is doin it rong!
48. Wen u tells a kitteh: "Bow in homage," dey ignorz u.
49. O Noes if u is doin it rong!
50. Whut oddr buk dem can has sept fur Grayt Book uf Cat Caer?