iz moar:
27. Teh misbehavrz meow: "hao izzit no miracle was sended down 2 him bai his Rewfcat?" LOL! "Leedin ktnz, Rewfcat is doin it rait, an Her gaidz hoo eber cumz 2 Her fer halp.
28. Ktnz hoo behaev can has peese in demz furry widdo harts frum teh cotem... cotimplaysh... contimsplashun... frum tinkin bowt Rewfcat: Srsly finkin bowt Rewfcat maeks ur hart go all fluttry an happee!"
29. Dem hoo behaev an do teh rait stuffs, can has a cookee an a eksellent nappin spot.
30. Dat is hao we has sended u tu da peeps as Return of da Prophet, so u can yowl ta dem whateber we has downloaded ta u. But dey no has a bleevin uv Ar Rewfcat. Tell dem: "Her is mah Rewfcat. Ain't no oddr Rewfcat sept fur Her. Mah trust, Her has it. An Iz goin bak tu Her, srsly."
31. Lulz! If da Grayt Buk uv Kat Kaer wuz big multimedia projek, cud moov mountinz, or claw da urfs inta 2 peeses, or maek zombee kittehs rayz up owta dere graevz an be wif meowin—eben den nobuddee wud bleev Rewfcat. Doan dem sillycats knoes dat if dey lets Her Rewfcat cud leed all kittehdom? As fur misbehavin kittehs, dey no can has cheezbrgr, or a cookie, cuz uv whut baditude dem haz did; an dem hasta lay arownd wif a hungree till Rewfcat cumz ta halp. Srsly Rewfcat duz nawt go bak on Her promis.
32. Befor u wuz prowlin da urf, wuz lotsa oddr kittehs hoo comed, an wuz hissed at an growlded at, but ai chased da Bad Kitteh!s off. Ai opend a can uv whoop-ass on 'em fur dat, srsly!
33. So, heer's teh deel. Her is watchin u, an sees whut u did thar, fur ebery kittn. But dey yowls dat oddr kittehs is watchin tu. So heer is whut u tells dem: "O yah? Hoo iz dat? U gots sum naymz fur me? Or ar u jist motorboatin ur moufs abowt stuffs Rewfcat doan eben know is on da urfs, an maekin dum noise fur no reezun like dawgs duz?” Troof is, teh misbehavrz haz evil plan ta follo, an dey fink dey is sniffin along da rait trayl, but dem is doin it rong. Hooever no can haz a Rewfcat fer showin whar tu go sniffin, dem is losted.
34. Dem no can has a cheezbrgr in da urfs, an no can has a cheezbrgr in da hebbins neever; Nobuddee can has a halp fur dem, sept fur Rewfcat.
35. Teh Grayt Animaminabl Shaldr in da Skai is promisd ta gud kittehs. Its a grayt howze wif comfy cowch fur ebery kittn; wif big yard whar is cleen watr so no drinkin owta toilet, an bushes wif leefs whut neber falls off so is always comfy shayd fer nappin. Heer iz what u goes if u no folloz evil plan; but if u folloz evil plan, u hasta stay owt inna alley an no can has cheezbrgrz, onlee old cat fuds.
36. Ktnz ta hoom we has gaved teh Roolz uv Catitude has a happy; but sum kittehs no downloads all da files. Wen dat happnz, u sez: "Iz authorized ta follo onlee Rewfcat, an no can has support fur oddr programs sept fur Her. Her iz tek support, srsly; Ai callz Her nao."
37. Dat is hao we has sended down teh Grayt Buk uv Kat Kaer, in simpl code ebery programmr unnderstanz. But if u raits ur own program, wen u has gotted da rait filez, u has noboddee ta blaem but ur own dumitude.
38. We sended minny ktnz befor u, an dey fownded grl kittehs, an rubbed harblez an maded itty bitty kitty committeez; but sept fur dat, dey wuz nawt makin mirakelz, cuz onlee Rewfcat can has a majik. Cuz liek in da song, fur ebery tiem dere is a seezun.
39. Rewfcat erases an raits in noo stuff hao eber Her wants, cuz onlee Her has the final script.
40. Mebbee u still be ridin invisible bike on da urfs, or mebbe u is all “Blargh, Iz ded!” befor we rolls the credits, but innyway u has ta delivr teh messaj; teh rekonin, we duz it.
41. Dem shud be laik: OMG, is cummin frum all ovah, Rewfcat; mah howse an yardz, Her is fillin it up, srsly. Her is da onliest wum hoo maeks wif da rekonin, Her is rill gud at it.
42. Srsly dose hoo had wented a long tiem ago, dem had a evil plans tu; but Rewfcat outsmartz dem, cuz her has a knowage of whut ebery kitteh duz. Dem hoo is behavrz will soon larn for hoom is teh Grayt Animaminabl Shaldr in da Skai.
43. Heer is misbehaver kittehs: "Lol! U is not the apostle sended bai Rewfcat." Heer iz u: "Rewfcat is gud fur watchin ovah me an u, cuz backup copeez of teh Book, Her has dem."
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