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(Jizyah: a tax imposed on non-muslims by an islamic govt.)


Chapter 2:161-170
...jist sum verses...


161. But dem hoo no haz a howse-traynin, Rewfcat Do Not Want, an birdcats 2, an ppl
162. hoo iz demz gardian ppl. Larnin hao ta behaev, demz iz doin it rong.
163. Rewfcat iz onliest Rewfcat; iz no udder Rewfcat, but sum peeps say iz a ceiling cat, but we no meows nuffin abowt dat, but innyway Rewfcat iz srsly made of win.
164. Rewfcat maded da hebbinz an da urfs; da dark prowlin-tiem an da sun-beemy tiem; an pushes grayt jiant boats across da oshun wif invisible paw, fer da peeps; an her sendz down waturz frum da skai, but her no gits wet, so da catnip can gro; an her skatterd all da liddow mouses on da urfs; an maded da windz blo, an da sky-fluffiez hang ober da urf. Her no iz doin it rong, lol.
165 But sum d00dz meows dat udder kittehs iz alpha cat same as Rewfcat, an givs dem warm fuzzies instead uv Rewfcat; but we hearts Rewfcat moar, srsly. If demz can haz a smart hao much cheezbrgrz iz gonna be at Rewfcat's howse, demz wood kno dat Rewfcat is maed uv win, srsly. Rewfcat no haz a happy
166. wen a alpha kitteh no taeks caer uv kitnz hoo folloz dem, an maeks a badness fer kitteh tribe so kitnz iz has a loansum,
167. An kitnz meow: "Dat life tiem, ai wuz doin it rong; next laif, ai ignornz dat snooty kitteh." Rewfcat will sho dem hao dem wuz doin it rong, an dem will meow, “oh, sry, kthnx” but still iz a sad.
168. O kitnz, eat onlee da tingz dat fallz on da floor, dat haz a flavor. Do not be wif acktin liek da dawg, naymded Satan, hoo iz ur enemee.
169. He will aks u to do bad stuffs, chew on furnichur, an bark at Rewfcat; u no can haz tinkinz abowt such stuffs eben.
170. When it is said to dem: " Do whut Rewfcat haz telled u," demz meow: "No, we onlee duz whut we always bin doin,"-- even if no kitteh eber tawt demz hao to be howse trayned kittehs.

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